Punker is an Asshole 3
Image: "Kalisti 110" by Havok
Friday, June 4, 2004
Friday, June 4, 2004
Yeap, it's about that time again, kids. Punker is an Asshole, part 3! Enjoy.
This is based on that one robot who interrogated me on AIM before...
Plastic Jesus: this program fuckin' rocks, its called Trillian it lets me sign on to all my screen names (msn, aol, yahoo) at one time with out have 4 different programs open.
Punkerslut: You sound like one of them!!!!
Plastic Jesus: It's all on one buddy list so you don't have several different chatting programs open
Punkerslut: FUCKING HELL! YOU ARE!!!!
Punkerslut: DIE!!!!! DIE ROBOT!!!!!!
Plastic Jesus: HAHA
Plastic Jesus: OI OI OI
Punkerslut: ..... that last robot knew the word "oi," too. *suspicious look*
Plastic Jesus: lol, yeah, but did the last robot know you're gay?
Punkerslut: Hey! Shutup!
G-Unit: y arent u with ur family
Punkerslut: Why aren't you smart? The world is full of unanswered questions.
G-Unit: seriously though, what happd to all this talk about going to the west coast
G-Unit: u were so excited
Punkerslut: Oh, that family.
Punkerslut: I'll manage.
G-Unit: damn u let me down, u dint live up to the word gutter punk
Punkerslut: And you barely live up to the word "human." Why are we arguing definitions?
Punkerslut: The fact is, you know as much about the word "gutter punk" as a republican knows about the wealth gap.
G-Unit: damn , thanks for acknowledging me
Punkerslut: Hey, if you wanted me to lie, I'd say I like you.
G-Unit: i dont get it
Punkerslut: It's okay. Why don't you go to the mall?
G-Unit: goood thinking
G-Unit: thanks man
Punkerslut: Always looking out for ya'.
G-Unit: im more of a gutter punk then u though
Punkerslut: Oh, I know.
G-Unit: i at least chill in the pit at harvard sq
Punkerslut: Yeah, you do.
G-Unit: u just lie
Punkerslut: .... still sputtering out sentence fragments?
G-Unit: ,whats a sentence faggment
Punkerslut: I 'unno, man. I don't know.
Punkerslut: I'm blocking you now, though.
Punkerslut: Man, I heard from someone on campus that you're.... "on the other team"?
Punkerslut: ... yeah, other team.
No-Fat-Chicks: so u mean
No-Fat-Chicks: can i have osme crack?
No-Fat-Chicks: u must be high bitvh
No-Fat-Chicks: did anna say that
Punkerslut: Anna? Nah, she hates me.
No-Fat-Chicks: ik noe
No-Fat-Chicks: dont fuckin be a btich
Punkerslut: I don't know his name, I use to deal with him.
No-Fat-Chicks: i dont mess
Punkerslut: He said he saw you naked in the laundry room with another guy, packing clothes.
No-Fat-Chicks: oh well it must ne true
No-Fat-Chicks: i thot u meant against drugs
Punkerslut: You know, I have no problem if you're gay. It's completely normal.
No-Fat-Chicks: sure y not hahahahaa
No-Fat-Chicks: only wiht u
No-Fat-Chicks: ure fucjk=ed in the hhead
Punkerslut: I have nothing against you, man.
Punkerslut: I mean, if you're gay, you're gay, no problems.
No-Fat-Chicks: once agian
No-Fat-Chicks: i want the crack u are smoking
Punkerslut: Oh, I know the kinda crack you want.
No-Fat-Chicks: only if i can get aids too
No-Fat-Chicks: sure why not
No-Fat-Chicks: im gayyy
Punkerslut: I know.
No-Fat-Chicks: like Andy
No-Fat-Chicks: this convo sucks
No-Fat-Chicks: what happened to u
No-Fat-Chicks: too bad
Punkerslut: I just wanted to say I supported you in your life style.
No-Fat-Chicks: oh well uh yeha
No-Fat-Chicks signed off at 2:23:21 AM.
Haas: have you tried robitussin pills?
Punkerslut: Are we having this conversation again?
Haas: well i tried em
Haas: it was really good and there was no sickness
Punkerslut: I'm blocking you.
I was so cruel, I changed none of these screen names from their original, mostly because they're all the same douchebag.
Blitzorz 420: hiya intellectually superior being
Chokin Tha Chick: BLOXING IS THE GHEY!! [repeated about 100 times, and then blocked!]
Stoner Juggalo: bloxing ppl is tha ghey dude...seriously...have u had ur early mornin glass of hater-ade u alli-hater...to up stairs...do u take the ele-hater? oo..DANCE!
SurgicalLumbars: Hello. How are you today? [blocked this douchebag]
Steye: u think ur really smart and shit...but ur nuttin but a lil puss wannabe bitch who takes it up tha ass and uses big words to make up for his tiny "penis"...wouldnt even call it a penis...more like an enlarged clit...u should get a shot in tha mouth and take it in tha ass...